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When a night of overly excessive drinking ends in bodily injury and/or involuntary loss of nutrition or digestive substance. Typically this is considered losing to the attacking Bear.
It must be noted that it is possible to fend off a Bear Attack, however only the most experienced drinkers can walk away unharmed.
This term was coined by Employees wishing to discuss recent events without exposing unethical behaviors. For instance, if we were talking in a different language.
Billy Bob got "attacked by a bear" last night. It followed him around town all night but caught up to him on the highway. Be careful not to brush up against his car.
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n. an extremly nice person to which anybody will instantaly be attracted to, and in some cases maybe even worship. Not to be confused with man whores.
Adam:"Who's that guy?"
John:"I don't know, but he seems to be quite the padilla bear."
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When a panda bear and koala bear get it on and make the greatest creation ever, the paoala bear
OMG dude! I have this poala bear in my closet......wanna bang it?"........"fuck it, lets rail it.
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The term to descibe an overly large person with a bad attitude or cynical nature.
Cameron is a stupid lousy bear.
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a great friend
an awesome conversationist
good baseball player
one of a kind / genuine
"Don't you wish Joey Bear was your friend?"
"Dude, she runs her mouth like a joey bear."
"He throws like a joey bear, it's so fast."
"It's hard trying to find love, almost as hard as finding a joey bear."
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A nickname for Claire named people who are exceptional at Grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are
"She's a right Claire bear, she's an interlectual"
"Angus look at that Claire bear she's so cool"
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Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid
A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe
The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:
1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.
2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.
3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.
4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).
5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"
Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.
It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
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