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People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.
Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.
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Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.
Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"
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The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs
Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..
Man, i sheet blood for a week..
The most lethal injection any man could ever get, you will lose all access to technology and become a brain eating monkey. You will crave flesh and mid ass white women. No cure has been found.
DIdi you get the Williams Blood Vaccine?
When a girl/woman is on her menstraul cycle, and everybody can smell her except for herself.
"Why, she openin her legs, I smell dat blood fillet ova here!"
The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.
booty dump stool butt pain
"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.