Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

Thick skull syndrome

It basically just means you have a thick ass skull and no information can get through or the information gets filtered as it goes through your skull. So when the information gets to your brain it just fills in what it wants the information to say.

And if this doesn’t make any sense, it’s probably because I’m high.

Yo I heard Jimmy has thick skull syndrome

through thick and thin

through the good times and the bad times thick being bad and thin being good. fuck all you bitches

throgh thick and thin, if something is THICK then it is HARD to get through. If something is THIN it is EASY to get to. through thick and thin definition= throguh the bad and the good.

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as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

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Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

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Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

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thick eyebrows

if you have thick eyebrows you a stupid bitch who has no friends

look little rosie has thick eyebrows what a stupid bitch bet they have no friends

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