(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).
(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.
Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao
Past tense of being under the weather.
He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.
Ugly weather: A type of weather involving sunny skies, humidity, bright lights, and rare occurrences of wind, also linked with Walking Weather. A vampires least favorite weather🍷
Vamp: I hate ugly weather
Human: Oh same
Human2: Why? It’s lovely?
Vamp: bites
Human: Nice dawg
Vamp+Human: Makes out
A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.
This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.
Don’t speak the name of Weatherred