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After the act of pissing in front of a child
I Just Thought.
Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.
Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.
Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.
Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.
Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"
"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:
A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
The phrase “I thought this was a classy party”, popularized on X from a video recording from The Real Housewives of Orange County, is an expression of surprise or disappointment, indicating that the speaker expected the event to be sophisticated or elegant, but has found aspects of it to be inappropriate or lacking in refinement.
Pronunciation:
/aɪ θɔ t ðɪs wəz ə ˈklæsi ˈpɑ rti/
Guest 1: (surprised) “What’s going on with the karaoke machine?”
Guest 2: (frustrated) “I know, right? I thought this was a classy party.”
When you want to mention 988 thoughts(Suicidal thoughts) instead of saying that say 988 thoughts so if someone doesn’t know that 988 is the crisis hotline then they won’t know you want to kill yourself. So you inform those like school friends while only being able to talk to them at school.
Person A: Fuck man I’ve been having more 988 thoughts than before.
Person B: Hey it’ll get better dude.
Person C: *Trying to ease drop on the conversation but doesn’t know what 988 thoughts are*
Person D: *Knows what 988 thoughts are but doesn’t say anything and hope that person A will get better*