My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

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i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

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Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

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Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH

Blow through

When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.

When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

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Don't make stupid links through words in your info

The word basically defines itself.

Me: Hey, Don't make stupid links through words in your info.

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