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A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.
An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.
John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me
A nugget made of cheese, preferably served with sriracha.
Ice Princess: What’s are cheese nuggets?
Ice King: What isn’t a cheese nugget?
Cheese Pizza:C.P
Cheese pizza is a secret code word to say Child pornagaphy or Child Porn as in C.P
John Podesta: Sup gang, wanna come over and eat some Cheese pizza.
Jeffery Epstein: Count me in!
James Alefantis: I’ll order!
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Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
Greg has The Cheese Touch
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A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.
Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.
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A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
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