Stan Kelly

A comic maker from the famous company The Onion. Stan Kelly is written by Ward Sutton and he is very wholesome as well.

Hippie: Stop treating animals in humanely it’s not nice!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!

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kpop stan

fucking bitches, hates people for not stanning "bts" or some shit, calls haters locals even though they even live in fucking oklahoma

Kpop stan: shut up local, army bts will always win

Chads: you'll get captured by the REAL army next time, "local"? you fucking live in utah, get off the phone kpop stan

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SLAP stan

acronym standing for Sounds Like A Plan, Stan.

Guy: "We're going to the football game tomorrow night."
Guy 2: "SLAP stan."

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stan loona

Something you should do right now instead of waisting your time

me: stan loona
random person: wha-
me: *shoves why not m/v on their face* just stan loona *runs away*

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Local Stan

-Someone who is very problematic and stans Selena Gomez,Taylor Swift,Justin Bieber, Post Malone,basically any country singer, and other lame bitches . A local stan’s favorite show is probably 13 Reasons Why or Riverdale & they most likely thing Rihanna and Beyonce are overrated.

-Some bullshit whomever runs the US Netflix Twitter account made up to try and seem relevant.

Local “stans” only support lame bitches, they’re so problematic.

I can’t believe Netflix made up Local Stans,how Iconic.

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BTS STAN

A massive idiot who lives and breathes off of BTS

Bts stan : i love bts i would die for bts, i love jongkok
Person : killyourself

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BTS STAN

an idiot who wont shut up about BTS

Person 1 : hey what music do you like?
BTS STAN : i love bts you should listen to it!!! my favourite is jungkak

Person 1 : kill yourself

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