So you got it all figured out, do you?

When someone has owned you to max!

Peter: -You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted a passport for her twin sisters to get her outta the country but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discoverin' that she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanatorium and that's where Chris came in to the picture!

Chris: - So you got it all figured out, do you?

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Do you want me to walk you back?

When a female wants to let you know that she knows that you like her and she wants to let you know you’re in the friendzone.

Sorry about that Captain.

Guy> Hey (Girl’s name).

Girl> Hey (Friendzoned guys name), Do you want me to walk you back?

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how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

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what do you mean, what do I mean?

A response to the question, "what do you mean," when unsure of the answer to the original question "what do u mean" answering the question with the answer.

After being confused, Brad asks Kristina, "what do you mean?"
Kristina than replies, "what do you mean, what do I mean?"

He then looks at her with utter disappointment because he does not know what she means.

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Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

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DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS is an example of an insult, and a VERY effective one at that. It effectively forces someone to do something, or else everyone will see that they have no balls, and therefore aren't MEN.

Parent - I will call Child Support if you don't stop this behavior right now. You will most likely be sent into foster care
Child - ... ... ... DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

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who do you think you are

Rhetorical question asked of or when discussing a person who is acting in an annoying, stereotypical manner or is a poser.

Rambo
Barbie
Jesus
The chocolate solder: Military.
Tinkerbell
Princess Daine
Adolf Hitler
Einstien

To female who is obsessed by her own appearence; Who do you think you are? Barbie.

To a male who is overdoing the macho; Who do you think you are? Rambo.

About a bible thumper; Who does he think he is; Jesus Christ.

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