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The "Matt Luxner" is the act of felching another mans cream pie from a womans anus, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her vagina where it will wait until the move know as the "Rocket Man" is performed however this move is not complete until the felching man has sucked the vagina dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the "Rocket Man" having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.
I was going to "Matt Luxner" that bitch but I ran out of pop rocks so I just sucked her dry with a silly straw!
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The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
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To inadvertently reply to the entire HRWhoa! open list when the message
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.
Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales
Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!
I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...
Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.
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wrestler who has won many tag team championships with his brother Jeff. currently out with a knee injury (it is MVP's fault!)
OMG! Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are the tag team champions again!
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a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.
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A batemaster who owns/bates on Andrew Robison and Rick Rea. Will usually find him making fun of kids that play WOW and owning the shit outta them. He thinks its funny how kids tat play WoW get mad.
Guy: Hi I'm playing World Of Warcraft
Big Matt: WoW is for homos
Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT
Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!
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A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.
1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
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