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Matt Levine n,verb.
Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.
Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.
The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’
Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”
“This place has been Levine’d”
“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
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The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
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To inadvertently reply to the entire HRWhoa! open list when the message
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.
Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales
Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!
I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...
Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.
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wrestler who has won many tag team championships with his brother Jeff. currently out with a knee injury (it is MVP's fault!)
OMG! Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are the tag team champions again!
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a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.
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A batemaster who owns/bates on Andrew Robison and Rick Rea. Will usually find him making fun of kids that play WOW and owning the shit outta them. He thinks its funny how kids tat play WoW get mad.
Guy: Hi I'm playing World Of Warcraft
Big Matt: WoW is for homos
Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT
Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!
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A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.
1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
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