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The shit in Amp energy drink that enables bros to chill to the max, and automatically raises their bro status by 50%.
Bro 1: "Yo bro, this amp is fucking rad!"
Bro 2: "Fuck yeah bro, this Brominated vegetable oil makes me wanna chill like the bros."
Bro 1: "Fuck yeah bro!"
(bros proceed to chill to the max)
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Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
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Noun. Midnight oil means male semen. Comes from the fact that male semen is ejaculated usually by nighttime in shadily fashion and from its thicky, oily appearance.
You better watch your back, Annabelle. That guy is always ready to inject some midnight oil into unsuspecting p****es.
Oaah, I spruitted my Midnight oil!
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the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.
Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.
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It's when you have anal sex with someone who has eaten too many Potato Chips and their shit is runny and Oily, then before you cum, you pull it out with oily feces still on it and cum in the air. The feces will shoot in the air resembling a Oil Derick.
Man that girl loved the black oiled cum squirting in the air when I did a Rusty Oil Derrick on her last night!
When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.
That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.