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When you have a clever or unique joke or remark that goes over everyone else's heads generally because they're too stupid to know what you're talking about.
Cindy: "I work in a department store. I'm a cashier."
Richard: "Oh, really? My father was a cashier. They threw him out of the army."
Cindy: (stares)
Gene: "Richard's too hip for the room."
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Clear statement about intelect, capability and sheer strength of divine being called Otto by all mortals. Often followed by punishment from Otto since he doesn't believe in himself.
"He has won gold last year", "Yea i know, Otto too good".
"It only took him 30 minutes", "Well, Otto too good".
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When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.
Pope Benedict XVI is too pooped to Pope and is therefore resigning, apparently due to his age, frailty and stress from an over abundance of Catholic Church hanky panky.
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The 2017 way to say ,overreact and assume without letting the other person explain th
Mom-“Bruh why did you not watch the plates!?”
Mariam- “Mom it was Mary’s turn to do it, you doing too much.”
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Easily the most underrated Motley Crue album out there
Dude, Vince Neil’s voice is so high pitched in Too Fast for Love! How is it possible?
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If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.
Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
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A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.
That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!
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