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Tristan

A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan

Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub

by GuyInAWashingMachine May 20, 2022


Tristan

He's an introvert that likes to play games and draw anime. He has a lot of insecurities but hides them from his friends and family members. Tristan has a short temper but usually gets over it after a day. He beats himself up about a lot of things but overall tries to stay positive for the sake of his friends. He tries to be a rational person that thinks factually about situations. Tristan doesn't know how to comfort people but tries his best. He likes to make jokes to make people laugh but it usually doesn't work. He hides most of his negative emotions because he thinks he'll make everyone around him sad or make them stress about it.

Friend 1: Oh Tristan? He's alright.
Friend 2: Ye.
Friend 3: pretty mediocre.

by Ironik L. December 5, 2021


Tristan

Guy who buys lots of surfboards

That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!

by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023


Tristan

This guy can be such an asshole sometimes and he has the worst hairline i have ever seen on a man like no joke and he stinks like cabbage ew yuck

Roy : "Bruh is that tristan?"
Andrew: "stinky"

Roy : ":)"

by John Bby June 4, 2019


Tristan

a person incapable of sneezing without farting

Tristan snarted 3 times today.

by user56793 July 16, 2021


Tristan

Tristan is a boy with spongy ass hair who thinks that he can only be accepted by making 2012 rage comics and acting homosexual. He is usually found with a pack of absolute chads as their wingman

Chad 1: Tristan, get over here
*Tristan walks in like a bitch*

by DeluxeKeagan April 3, 2019


Tristan

SUPER MOTHER FUCKING DICK

sorry

Wow have you seen Tristan
Yeah he’s been such a dick lately

by Yfgtygfvfvgy May 21, 2022