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An act that involves ejaculating in a falafel or shwarma in place of white sauce, typically given to someone being rude at a resturant.
That asshole over there is wearing one of those "fuck islam" Shirts like there's nothing wrong with it, I hope he likes Turkish delight
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Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
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when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)
When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.
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Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.
Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!
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the echange in wich a man has sex with a turkey at a specific rate
hey, did you hear bill has a high turkish exchange rate
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after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache
he gave her a turkish dust trail and she never had anal sex again
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The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.
After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.
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