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The newest installment in the ever popular Legend of Zelda series. Slated to come out sometime in April 2006.
"Twilight Princess will be comming out in two weeks. I hope my Gamecube still works"
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A girl's tragic decision between necrophilia or bestiality
A Summary of the ENTIRE Twilight Saga:
Damn! Do I want the ice cold, over controlling, soulless creature of night, or the super hairy wolf thing? The vampire! No, the werewolf! No, the vampire! No, BOTH!
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people who obviously have no life when they talk to u for days about vampires
Bill- yo Joe, Megan just sent me a 2 page essay about edward's abs
Joe- that girl is suffering from twilight addiction
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When something or someone is beyond gay.
That new video game my mom got me for Christmas was twilight gay!
Dude, why did you cut your hair like that it’s twilight gay?
Man I kind of want to buy these pants but If they make me look twilight gay I won’t.
Dude you’re so twilight gay you rented Sex In The City Movie and liked it!
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A person, usually of the female gender, that read the popular novel, Twilight, Post-Twilight the movie.
Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
The Black Plauge.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
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Twilight muffins are these really nasty muffins the muffinman bakes. They were originally designed to poison kings or queens whenever the plebians became upset. Now they are just used to make people think stalking is a form of admiration.
"Tom became such a Twilight-Muffin when she started stalking that new girl in class"
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Twi-light Twahy Crap
-Noun
1. A Disney Hannah Montana Monstrosity made solely for 13 year old girls with no ambition in life.
2. A series of books that will take your breath away and fill it with the stench of a 1/2 eaten camels torso covered in feces.
3. Cartoon vampires that would lose in a fight against baby bunnies and duckies.
4. Robert Pattinson whose acting resembles a retarded giraffe with PMS.
5. Instead of blood, the movie sucks 122 min of your life. The next day you wake up and realize you've been rapped in the mind.
Five 13 year old girls go to the theatre and see Twilight The Movie.
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