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The two bestest friends ever that are obsessed with one particular food and nag each other about their crushes. But in all they are bffs all the way that slay every day!!!!
- Cameron Omg who are those girls?????
-Reed. The glowson twins 😍👌🏼😍
Someone who has the same phone number you have except for the for the area code. (416) 123-4567 and (547) 123-4567
I met this person last night and when she gave me her phone number it was the same as mine except for the city area code. We are like number twins or something!
Firefighter twins are born and raised for one job and one job only. They know how to put the wet stuff on the red stuff but don't understand much more about life. They probably drive the same kind of trucks and will always be reppin a fire sticker on the back. They are the type of guys that would bang just about anything with a hole. These two ketchup dicks can recite the movie "Backdraft" word for word. And they will constantly be fighting at the station and on the fire ground.
Firefighter twins conversation:
Brother #1: I want the nozzle today.
Brother #2: Fuck you, you got the nozzle yesterday!
A twin fucker is a gay man or woman whose preference for a romantic partner is someone with physical features very similar to their own.
Person 1: What's your type?
Person 2: I am my type; I'm a twin fucker.
When two woman acknowledge to having sex with the same man and are now bonded by having shared the same tepee at one point or another.
“Hey Amy, I heard you and Todd banged it out last night. I slept with Todd last month. I guess we’re Tepee Twins now!”
When a dude has two penises with distinct shafts and heads.
Forget two in the pink one in the stink, he has a twin dragon!
To children with the same gender and who the same birthday P.S the are really rare!
Hey you see those girls over there
Ya why?
There paternal twins