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The condition where a females ear has had an erect penis in it and cummed in as well. Most common among black females since they have large ears. There is an occasional male or gay as we call them.
yo bro, i just twinkie eared this bitch because she gave me problems. Now her ear looks like a pipe.
When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.
Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.
It’s when the male ejaculates into the vagina then follows with finishing in the women’s mouth ending with busting on her chest then pushing on her stomach to make her spit it out and come out the vagina
My man made me an Oozing Twinkie last night
A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
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Dude, I dreamt about making Emma Stone a ginger Twinkie last night.
Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”
Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.