Ur dad lesbian

One of the forbidden insults known to man, if you say this the other person gets obliterated.

Jim: ur gay lol
Jack: no u ur dad lesbian

Jim: *implodes*

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Up ur anus

1. The place where everything is hiding

2. A phrase to use when you don’t know where something is

Daniela: where is ur guacamole?
Jordan: Up ur anus

Jordan: I must’ve misplaced my essay I can’t find it
Daniela: maybe it’s up ur anus
Jordan: nope I already checked there

Ur mom gay

Please dont use this on someone

Billy : Ur mom gay
You : Ur dad lesbian
*Billy Dies*
*Billys brother is mocking your family*
You : Ur family transgender
*He gets burned and becomes ashes*
*Billys father is mocking your country*
You : Ur country bisexual
*WW3 starts*

Please dont use this if you dont want WW3 to happen.

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Ur dad lesbian

A comment more destructive than ur mom lesbian

Tim: Ur mom gay
Ed: ur dad lesbian

Tim: *fades away like a Jedi *

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Ban Ur Dictionary

The words that you can see on the Urban Dictionary Symbol.

Look at the Urban Dictionary Symbol, doesn't it look like Ban Ur Dictionary

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Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.

John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*

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ur daddy lesbian

A small change up to the most powerful insult known to mankind (ur mom gay lol). The user of this insult will become a God in human form and the person being roasted will literally have their soul obliterated and their dead body evaporated.

Jeff: My nam-
Steve: BOI, I'm boutta to flame you with that wack ass hair line and those fake ass yee-
Jeff: ur daddy lesbian
Steve: *plummets off the face of the Universe*

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