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An individual toward whom New Agers or other Occultists harbour unidentifiable, negative feelings.
Mom's harshing my buzz. What an energy vampire!
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blond, blue eyes, tall, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, & someone you want to have babies with so you can produce some vampire babies
Look at that vampire walking across the street. Seriously, if I could just stare at that vampire for the rest my life, my life's mission would be complete. He is utterly breathtaking.
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when a guy is recieving oral pleasures he forces his penis in her mouth forcing her to bite!
i was getting a blow job from my girlfriend and the bitch gave me an angry vampire.
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(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.
The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).
Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.
I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.
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When you suck the blood out of a girls vagina whilst she's on her period and press down on her neck while releasing all the blood
She was on her period so I thought I'd give her a vampire kiss
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One who kisses so passionately that they suck the spit out of their partners.
Whoa, after he woke up from that coma, she kissed him like some sorta saliva vampire!
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A pink vampire is a very unique and rare breed of the vampiric species. An unlikely combination of a red coven vampire (those feasting on blood alone) and a white coven vampire (those that feed on lust) produces a pink vampire, one that sustains itself upon love. These vampires are startlingly white, nearly porcelain, in appearance, but share not the photosensitivity associated with the black coven and red coven vampires. Their weaknesses include overly romantic films, and paradoxically, true love. When in the presence of true love, the pink vampire is nearly incapacitated. They can often be found at premieres of movies such as: The Notebook or Love Actually.
On a side note, historically, many pink vampires have been mistaken for witches, and vice versa. This is a matter of much debate within the occult community. The issue first arose when it was shown that Glenda the Good Witch from "The Wizard of Oz," was in fact a pink vampire rather than a true witch.
Brandon: Dude, did you see all those girls lined up outside the movie for the premiere of "Valentine's Day"?
Aaron: Those weren't teens dude, those were pink vampires.
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