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The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.
The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!
If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.
If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.
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An...entertaining movie about an attorney and a writer (Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp) and them basically in a giant drug binge w/ every drug you can think of (except weed).
"Did you just eat all this acid?"
"That's right. MUSIC! Put that tape BACK IN! MUSIC! BACK ON! (Intellible)"
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She’s short with a pretty good sense of humor loves to be sarcastic and loves to make people laugh. Is also very artistic even though she Denys it.
Haley Lydia Monse Vega is the girl I want to marry
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it's a move you pull on the police in a car chase. you go really face take a sharp turn and about 1 mile down the road you get out of your car and lean on it to make it look like you were waiting for them.
Maddog: "So, what are you in here for?"
(insert cool name here): I killed my wife and the cops came chasing me, gave 'em a hell of a time when I pulled a "fear and loathing in las vegas"
Maddog: "Your fucking crazy man!"
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When your masterbaiting into your own mouth
Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.
When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine
To receive an absolutely horrible and bizarre handjob.
I work up with cuts on my dick after I was taken to vegas