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soggy waffles

a game where all men cum onto a waffle and the last person to cum has 2 eat the waffle; MASON'S favorite game.

Mason finished last when cummin on the waffle so he had 2 eat it.

Mason purposely lost the game so he could enjoy a nice meal for breakfast.

by J 0 K A February 3, 2005

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ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 16, 2012

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rawffle waffle

Derived from the original internet term "rofl", rawffle is a derivation used to express laughter or amusement, and the tag "waffle" is used for extra emphasis.

Jedil: Smogon lost
Psyber Kayos: LOL Rawffle Waffle

by Psyber Kayos August 6, 2006

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the waffle house

The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!

by Zebrapower January 25, 2015

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The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.

by Mike Lewis April 23, 2005

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