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When you hijack a plane and fly it to the ground, then masturbate in the ZERO-G.
Bob: My friend Tom had a kamikaze wank last night.
Greg: Wow, and did the cum float?
Bob: Yes.
When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.
I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!
A very stupid, unpopular American president.
Donald Trump is a Tangerine Wank Maggot
When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.
I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!
An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.
Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?
Someone who wanks off without arms and legs
Katy Jones is a crippled wank
When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.
I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.