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When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.
My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.
A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.
That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!
An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.
That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.
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When a women ejaculates, penetrates, and fellates, and provides hang jobs to four guys performing one of the aforementioned sexual maneuvers. Visually, there are four minarets and one palace.
"Till, 3 other guys, and one slut totally when skiing in the taj mahal last night! Is that sexy!"
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A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!
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When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.
We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.
I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.
It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.
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A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.
I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!
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