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half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020


Water Hogie

When a sack of any material is full of water.

"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."

*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.

by Butter on a stick June 10, 2018


SM water

a magical liquid/type of water from SM's (SM is an entertainment company) main branch in Korea which turns all idols who drink it into chaotic crackheads.

Looks like the SM Water has kicked in for the new NCT members yet.

by kpopstan1876 January 14, 2021


Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 27, 2021


fat water

Fat water is the water you get in the bathroom, which isn’t for drinking.

The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him. He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen. Fat water.

by Famguyquotes13 February 7, 2018


Water Sheep

A gray sheep from Pewdiepie’s Minecraft let’s plays. Water Sheep was thought to be a bringer of tragedy and death,but after Water Sheep’s tragic death Felix
began to mourn his passing.

Pewdiepie has made a water temple and a grave in honor of Water Sheep, and continues to grieve Water Sheep’s death every episode.

PEWDS: ah.. Water Sheep...
he was like a father to me.

by Tofu delivery boi August 13, 2019


watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016