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Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021


flinging the weeny

Men having sex with women, outside of who he lives with due to popularity.

A desired man that can't and won't stay loyal due to being desired.

Flinging (careless heaving, thrusting)

Weeny (penis)

He would not get kicked out of his girlfriends home and living homeless, if he was not "flinging the weeny", like 'it' has no home.

by TheJCBunchLLC March 29, 2016


kermy weeny

a girl who smells like beef curry and looks like a turtle

and slays the day

is that curry? dang r u kermy weeny?

by slaythedayyy April 25, 2024


Weenie Buster

Busting a nut on a hotdog or sausage.

4Channer: I just had a weenie buster but on your moms hotdogs.

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 17, 2021


Chocolate weenie

A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.

Hey Jan, wanna go out for chocolate weenies?

by JohnnyBlueberryTree November 30, 2015


screamy weenie

When some someone screams loudly and continuously at your penis until an erection is achieved

I like to get a screamy weenie

by Wopper41 January 11, 2016


Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021