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A food disorder where people are so picky they won't try our refuse to eat foods 99% of the people think are delicious
Jen won't eat fried chicken. Shes food weird
When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.
"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex
Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal
Jess’s family is weird as dirt
Feels really good but you know it shouldn’t be feeling nice
My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird
For pennies a day get your college diploma
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip