winding me up

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

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full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

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nexus the kingdom of the winds

An old mmo, one of the originals.
-Sprite based graphics
-Strong player-run community (economy, subpaths, events, etc)
-Nexon was great while they owned it
-Kru doesn't do squat cept ruin the game

a game where ckid>you>nexon>kru>BIA>NA>beagle

Oh shit! That darned ckid just got a crazy stataddict record in only ox/snake/bandit and somehow beat guys who do water3! I must say I got mad pwnt whilst playing nexus the kingdom of the winds.

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Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market

Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad

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Wind Scar

the coolest person in the world and if u dont agree i dont give a fu...nevermind it just means the coolest person in the world ^^ or inuyashas main attack --_--;;

wind scar's the coolest!

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wind your neck in

A colorful way to tell someone to mind their own bloody business.

To quote Lily Allen's song:

"Didn't ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in

Why'd you think you're better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There's nothing to see here
Why'd you have to be here
Can't you turn around and get back into your box"

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Kentucky wind tunnel

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.

You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.

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