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An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs
OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner
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1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.
2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.
3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...
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fat bonΒ·er |fat ΛbΕnΙr|
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When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
"I love lasagna so much, I'm getting a fat boner just thinking about it."
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A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
I had a wicked piss boner this morning.
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A ninja boner is an erect penis that you must stealthily conceal whilst moving, which involves disguises and clever use of shadow and vegetation.
Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.
Last night Jen gave me such a ninja boner at the party, I had to creep around the outside of the garden in the dark to get a drink.
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A need to poop that gives you a slight erection
Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.
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1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.
2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over
3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
EXAMPLES:
1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.
2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?
Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.
3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.
3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.
Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
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