Miss you miss you

When you miss someone in a different way, but not as a friend. More than a friend .

“I miss you miss you James”

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you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

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DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS

Eren Yeager from Attack On Titan once screamed this

Eren: DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS!
*turns into a titan*

you drink it you buy it

when a person says i got you a drink or shots but soon as you drink the drink the person who got them dont pay.

jake got everyone a round of shots. but then refuse to pay due to if you drink it you buy it

If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”

dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."

you

you sexy thang you think you got it all but you don't your a beast that's fat and nobody likes you and you think the girls love you don't because your bi hahaha bitch

your a beast that no one likes

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you live and you learn

What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.

Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.

Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!

Parents: you live and you learn !

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