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i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)
"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them
Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night
A thing (Some) dads say's...But yet the coward never came back maybe just wait until my 25th birthday he'll probably come back then, Right?
Dad: Yo I'll be back just gotta go get some gas for my truck
Kid: Okay dad be safe i love you...
Dad: uhuh...
*never comes back*
It's a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs
Do you want me to give you a booty back ride?
What Russians say when a white person tweaking. Used to be used when white slaves working on the railroads stopped working in Russia.
White: “nah your ugly”
Russian: “Go back to the railroads.”