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Twin Cunt Punt

(Noun)- A professional tactic whereby a male employee lower on the corporate hierarchy than two females irreparably damages the credibility of the two females by proving to a third party that the work of the two females is incorrect.

Michael performed the fabled Twin Cunt Punt when, at the behest of Marcus the Partner, he reviewed Kelly and Erica's work and found several gaping holes in the analysis.

by Baseballa4Life86 March 22, 2011

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Virgin donkey cunt

A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you

"I ordered a virgin donkey cunt last night & woke up in a barn smelling like a jackass"

by BG71 April 19, 2017

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Some kind of cunt

Phrase used to express disbelief at the stupidity of another's actions in which the offender is labeled "some kind of cunt."

Person 1: "I just bought the new Red Hot Chilli Peppers album."

Person 2: "Are you some kind of cunt?"

Person 1: "Yes."

by AYSKOC December 8, 2008

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Iowan Corn Cunt

The act of sticking a cob of corn inside of your vagina (pussy) and having a man-friend munch on it for you. Commonly practiced in Iowa.

Olivia got the best Iowan Corn Cunt last week, she has been talking about it for days.

by olivigertaddmag December 6, 2007

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cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

by sarahjeanne November 24, 2004

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Strawberry Cunt Syrup

The dark red syrupy liquid often found in a bloody cunt during her monthly dirty waterfall.

It wasn't until I took her panties off that I realized the dripping strawberry cunt syrup that she expected me to eat.

by Jesse Feberly February 24, 2008

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bleeding cunt face

Constantly talking shit, nagging, and whining at men ( boyfriend, husband, any one basically) So bitchy they seem like their on the rag constantly that not only do they bleed out of their cunts they have so much left over they bleed out of their mouths! NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE FUCKING CUNTS!

Bleeding cunt face, A girl with no tits, no ass, basically a 2 by 4! Also not a respected women!

by Kell-Bell July 29, 2011

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