The total effect of a person's actions and conduct on email and the Internet during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's email and Internet fate.
Some cruel e-karma blocked Teri from sending any emails to Jane's email address.
To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.
(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*
(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E
A incorrect voice to text generated interpretation of what was really meant to be said.
"I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry"
E-lisp - An AI generated incorrect voice to text.
When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.
Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."
Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"
a insult to a person and his/her parents in norwegian.
stating that your mom is a man, your dad is gay and that you are an adopted transgendered person.
boy: mor di e så feit at hun må betale for tre seter på kinoen.
your mom is so fat that she has to pay for three seats at the theatres/cinemas.
joker: mor di e mann far din e homo og du e ein adoptert transe.
your mom is a man, your dad is gay and you are a adopted trans.
Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention
you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n
The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.
See also e-tea
Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!