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When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.
I can't wait for the day I get to back-up-break some unsuspecting old fart!
A person with a back that looks like you’ve been dragged along the road for days
Look over there Ernie it’s scabby back
Indicates that the person engages in sexual intercourse with the same sex
Dude, look at that guys fork in the back pocket, he likes men
let's get back to the topic I chose to pick to argue my point despite everything else happening that says I'm wrong.
Shirley didn't kill him, she just pushed him off the cliff!!!
Well, pushing somebody off a cliff normally kills people...
Hey, why are you changing the subject?
She killed him, but ok buddy, let's get back to Rampart.
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, she reaches to kiss you on the mouth without wiping her lips first.
Guy 1: So what did you guys do afterwards?
Guy 2: I told her "no thank you, I don't want to subscribe to your cash back rewards program."
To pleasure onses self to old pictures of celebrities/porn stars who are currently past there prime.
"She may be ugly now, but I keep some of her old pictures from the 90s for a throw back jack"