MOM

AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.

“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

Mom

My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin

EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll

Mom

Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!

Hey mom can you help me with homework?

Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence

Karen: Don't listen to Mom

Mom

She like pp

Mom is not gay

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.