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pre black friday

1. A few days or even weeks before black friday starts and your all ready for it

1. Sam was gathering all his money and he was in Pre Black Friday Mood

by Pre Black Friday November 26, 2014


Black Screen of Death

Microsoft ruined Windows 11 and that's one of the main reasons how. It's still BSOD, though.

Person 1: yo I got black screen of death what can I do?
Person 2: you upgraded to windows 11?
Person 1: yep why?
Person 2: nothing special, you can fix it by... and some tech stuff
Person 1: thx cya round!

by stysan September 27, 2022


Comrade Big Black

American citizen / fake Russian spy. Assists Comrade Ghost in black op missions in various locations. Only operates during the night as to blend in with surroundings. Has sketchy Russian accent but is one of the best insurgents in the R.O.X.T. (Russian Operations X Team). Very intelligent and can dwell in the minds of enemies for days.

Comrade Big Black is coming.

How can you tell?

See the dark figure moving closer? That's her.

by G.T.X. April 25, 2011


digital black face

The act of using GIFs and pictures of Black people reacting to things on Social media

guy:"Oh my god dude that was a funny me may look at what I replied"
Guy2: "Holy crap dude you used a GIF of Kevin Hart...That's Digital Black Face"

by H3H3Missionary September 12, 2017


Black

A pretty dark white

What color crayon do I use for black?
Dark white

by I’m Vegan May 05, 2020


that's so black guy

Refering to something being "ghetto" or having swag.

statement: "check out my new kicks."
reply: "that's so black guy"

by Ping-Pong March 22, 2012


Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?

“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”

by pianocheater September 20, 2016