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A sexual act where the man is in a standing 69 position and opens the girls vagina, thereby puking into it. An optional punch to the groin can be made in order to turn it into a "Cuban Volcano".
I totally gave her a peruvian barf bag and turned it into a cuban volcano
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a fraternity trick where a pledge is blindfolded and order to perform sit-ups. Once the sit-ups have commenced, someone puts their bare ass in the sit up path so that the pledge gets a face full of brownie.
see also power sit-up, shit-up
Dude, Scooter just gave Tay-Tay a reverse brown bag! It was fucking hilaious!
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lick my sweaty sweaty ball sack bitch.
Stop pounding Tessa's vag with you steely dan poonlover
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Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
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Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....
Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)
Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...
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Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.
Guy2: She didn't did she!?
Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.
Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
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People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!
boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "
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It is a bag, burlap sack usually, full of motherfuckers.
Yo can you pick up a bag full of motherfuckers
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the klakking of your balls against the inner thigh
whilst penetrating a sheep or mountain goat the bag swings from side to side hiktting the thigh or backwards and forwards slapping your ass hence the name klakker bag
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