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When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
defines a recently released videogame thats quite difficult.
A: Hey! Have you heard of Cuphead ?
B: Yeah its the new Dark Souls!
mostly used for difficult videogames that had been released recently.
Hey this new game Cuphead ... it's the new Dark Souls!
a recently released, difficult videogame.
~A: "Have you heard of this Game that came out last week?"
~B: "Sure. They says it's the new Dark Souls..."