friend

A person who says that they are there for you but switches up. Someone who knows allot about you but quick to blackmail you. A person that in the long run can't be trusted.

Oh that's my "friend"

Friend

Friend: something you probably don’t have.

You don’t have one friend.

friend

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.

That thing is my friend

Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you

I don't need a friend, I got Rick Astley

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

Friends

Friends that may argue over a few things but friendship that can never be broken

Perfect frriendships are everyone’s friendships

friend

riends accept each others mistakes, such as my fail at typing feeling and mistakingly making it a plural

Neil is a great friend of Megan.