Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

Lick my fat juicy but sack

When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack

Hey bich lick my fat juicy but sack

fat oldie

a beautiful, amazing, cool, funny and smart, and loving person

i love fat oldie

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

Roll Fat

To roll the biggest number on a die or dice

"Okay... we do not want to roll fat." *rolls a six* "And just like that I roll fat!"

Fat Elmo Farts

the F.E.F for short these noxious fumes will go down into your butt infecting you too. making you fart those fumes like the Apocalypse but smellier

the Fat Elmo Farts will make you a undead farting zombie
status: Extremely bad for your mental health