mom

a good parent to their children .

look, that's my mom.

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

mom

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!

Mom

Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍

Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant

Mom : are you serious

Mom

the grim reaper you came out of

person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too

Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."