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2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.
After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.
When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.
Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.
Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
Much like restless leg syndrome, party arm syndrome (PAS) causes the uncontrollable urge to shake and move your arms. Resulting in the appearance that you are having an awesome time at a party.
"Wow, Stan is an great dancer!"
"Actually, he just suffers from party arm syndrome."
"That's sad."
"And awesome."
A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties
I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party
When a group of girls get horn dog all at the same time while hanging out, and decide to turn all lights off and pet the kitty all in the same room. A practice mostly done with very close best friends.
“I’m horny. Wanna have a pizza party?”
It’s when a bunch of people shit in a toilet without flushing it.
I’m headed to the bathroom to start a Arkansas Pool Party, you guys are next.