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Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of

“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021


Follow the kids

Play follow the leader with girls and take off your shirt. Walk up to a group of 7 year olds and rub those nips. They ask if you wanna hang out so you do. You watch 2 girls one cup while eating chocolate ice cream

You guys wanna go to the park and follow the kids?

by March 10, 2021


gay kid party

Where most gay pride rally's are hosted by kids usually the ages 9-90.

"Hey man I can't wait to get to the Gay kid party" " me too man"

by Owen A February 14, 2017


mullet kid

A way of saying American country boy. Also can be used as a insult.

Person 1. Your a mullet kid

Person 2. YE HAWW!

by daddy dictionary is back February 15, 2022


iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024


Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola

The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.

by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004


Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure

That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021