hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

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Cries/Cried/Crying Like A Little Bitch

A Adult/Teenager Who Cries Very Loud Compared To A Toddler Crying After It Has Tripped Over

He Cries/Cried/Crying Like A LIttle Bitch

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Your acting like a fat black chick

A word used to describe someone who is imitating or acting like someone that is fat, black, and is a female. Most commonly used when someone gets really excited all of a sudden spits out random ghetto words that don't mean anything. Also used to describe someone who likes to do booty dances at the club , and eats a lot of chicken.

A : Yo , Bonishia did you see my home girl Oprah pop lock and drop it in da club and throw her hands in the air like she just don't care , like shonishia in dat one Beyonce video? Man , that was my shizzle on my dizzle daug.

B : Dude, your acting like a fat black chick , and your pissing me off !

A: Well des ight , I don't have to chill which chew no mowz. And anysways Chirishia is giving me some new weave in an hour. PEACE ! FO REAL !

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WAT DAT C LIKE CUZZ

WHEN AN CRIP AND ANOTHER CRIP MEET
CRIPS WAY OF SAYING WASSUP

WAT DAT C LIKE CUZZ REAL REAL CRIPISH

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mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

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national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road