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A Karen/Darren who acts like a snowflake
Has anyone else noticed how (insert name here) is acting like such a double negative lately?
When two bros that are related want to be gay it’s cool because the gay and incest cancel each other out.
Listen bro, I really want to touch wieners but we’re cousins
No bro, it’s totally cool. Double negative!
When a male or koala bear decides to blow rasberries from the anal juices that have been inserted during sexual intercourse when boredom has gotten a hold of them.
Greg: Im bored of your small penis Johnny how about a double buttdecker deluxe, it will be like blowing pretty bubbles
A mother fucker with two license plates who should only have one. These mother fuckers never know how to fucking drive or use there blinker.
Woah, Billy you see that dumb bitch from New York? She just merged in front of that tractor trailer without her blinker.
Billy: Yeah Dale these darn double platers don’t know how to drive.
Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.
Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point
When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
Referring to a position in gay sex.
When the top is going fast and the bottom is also thrusting their hips fast at the same time.
Jungkook did the double bunny with Jimin last night