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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017


GANBJraSTEr life

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR as they everyday life.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸.

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by LBJAY December 2, 2021


ganBJraSTEr life

generations and benningfield junior as the eternal life original ganBJrasta in history by lbj as in lonnie benningfield junior. a rough tough hoooobject bangster. bang backwards banging backwards.by lbj as in lonnie benningfield junior.

i started the ganbjraster life .by lbj as in lonnie benningfield junior.

by LBJAY December 1, 2021


ganBJraSTEr life

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the every little infant fucks EVERYBODY.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸 .

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by LBJAY November 30, 2021


Sunset Life

A lifestyle characterized by partying, having a "free spirit" attitude, and/or otherwise living life based off how much fun you can have at any given moment.

The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.

Guy 1: Damn bro, did you just wake up? It's already 6pm
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.

by SomeoneAfterDark April 1, 2024


Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.

She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.

by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021


Co life or no life

When a person choses mischievous adventure to rebel against the strict rules of life

Wanna wag class?
I have english tho.
Who cares.. co life or no life we only
Live once.

by Pretty pink ponies💜🦄 June 10, 2022