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1) The highest rank of the family tree except for Grams.
2) Female Head of House. She runs shit, keeps everyone in line, helps in time of need & always cooking or cleaning. She's prepared to feed the whole hood but you better take your shoes off at the door so you don't dirty her carpet.
3) She guides you, nurtures you but will smack the hell outta you when you deserve. Always wanting the best for those she cares about.
'Yo Dylan, your Moms was goin off about how messy your room is. I'm just glad she let me stay for dinner anyways. Her food be bangin'
Friend: 'Ayy Jaymes, yo Moms brought me food while I was the in the hospital. She a Dime, lookin fine and cooks good too. I wonder if she a freak in the sheets'
Jaymes: 'Man, thas my Moms, dude. Don't talk about her like that'
Mom is the woman that brought you into this earth. Mom is the woman who makes you breakfast. Mom is the woman who folds your laundry. Mom is the woman who washes the dishes. Mom is the woman who bought you everything that could ever need. Mom is the woman who loves you with all her heart. A mother's love is FOREVER.
Girl from school: Who is that woman?
Me: That is my mom, the beautiful woman that never gave up on me when I needed her.
Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?
A mom is the most important woman in the world. She is so hard working and is always cleaning up after her family. She is always busy with many things, and never has any alone time. She is always trying to please her kids even if she can't afford it. She cares so deeply for her family and would break if she drifted from someone she loves. Anyone in the world would be lucky as cheese to have a mom. A mom is a childs best friend. Never use your mon as a slave. She does so much for you. Be greatful for your mom, and do NOT take her for granted. One day you will wake up realizing that she is no longer here with you. God bless all moms💖
I have a mom, and she is my best friend! I love her so much❤❤
a person who give birth to a child and is a female and in some cases are boys (rarely)
Some stuped dumb idiot that won't let me have a nerf battle with my friends
"Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom"
"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"
Bossy sister of aunt that thinks she knows everything
Mom is bossy