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its when a thick ass bitch lets you let out your love juice in her poop soot.
Damn, Becky is about to butt chug a nut.
Does the same thing that a silencer for a gun does, but for your butt.
Don't want to be heard farting in public? Screw on a butt silencer!
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A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.
All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!
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I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.
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Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.
Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.
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Someone who is particularistic, ridged, and not flexible. Not fun, cannot see humor, and overall, unpleasant.
They complained about that? They must have a stick up their butt.
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Soar or hurt, feeling bad
i am butt hurt cause that bear stole my bitch!
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Noun. What you call a place that is unfamiliar or far away. You usually end up in locations like this when other people need your help.
Dude! Why are you all the way in butt fuck egypt?
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