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The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.
Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.
Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.
I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.
When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!
A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle
I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!
When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
A pookie fart is a fart that comes out of your anus and crawls up the front.
Haley: Omg I just had a pookie, they feel so weird.
Kat: What's a pookie?
Haley: Y'know when you have those farts that come to the front and feel like a bubble?
Kat: 1, gross. 2, that's what that's called?
Haley: Yeah, a pookie fart is that.
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