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Eat ass, smoke grass, die fast
Little kid: what is the meaning of life?
Depressed teenager: Eat ass, smoke grass, die fast
1. To know the meaning of life, you must first understand that life is just this giant race against the storm we call death. As the many species in life multiply to survive, they suffer challenges and plagues that ultimately stunt or empower the many species into forced evolution. Causing some life to become easier and easier to maintain, or like the rest who die off so their new generations can live on.
Life, like many things in the world, is vulnerable to age; due to our composition being made of mostly non living elements, and also dependent on the moisture that eventually dries up due to constant growth.
Rowley: “So what I’m trying to say is that to look at life like a race of species isn’t entirely incorrect, but is an insanely outdated concept due to evolution allowing the precious gift of knowledge. Ultimately creating the most egotistical, and evil apex predators to ever live. Because if not them, the others will be much more horrifying.”
Greg: “I think the meaning of life is to down a 5th a henny and cross the Sahara ”
The meaning of life is to waste it and die.
That’s it. That’s all.
Person one: what’s the meaning of life?
Person two: to waste it and die.
Person one: what?
Person two: you heard me right.
Guy one: *drinking a dr pepper*
Guy two: YO YOU FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE!!
Guy one: *Acends*
There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.